Ah blissful peaceful uninterrupted sleep until this flittery clownhaired poofball of a little thing appears in my head. "Hello, I'm a munchpatch fairy and I need your help!" wHAT THE...? wE ARE HAVING A RAIN STORM AND OUR RADAR IS ALL FLUSTERED THAT WE CAN'T DETECT THE EVIL TROGS WHO ARE TRYIN GTO INVADE OUR GARDENS TO EAT US. Piss off, I"m trying to sleep..creepy little bug. I get up and start using a flyswatter to squish the annoying voice out of my head. There is a loud cunch noise. I've got some goo on my slipper. "Yeah! Everyone clap, she killed the evil trog! Loud annoying clapping ensews..bugger off! let me sleep! Argg!
I awake to my roomie Jenn blowdrying her hair and an intense neecd to squish a bug. My eyes are dry..ah blessed pain drops and T3s. Stupid munchpatch fairies!!
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