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Food poisioning?!! Oh my word!
I am so sorry to be reading this & completely understand your misery. . one time at a small family thrown wedding I got it from the goodies the ladies had brought over. . I shall never eat HAM SALAD AGAIN
"PROFESSIONAL ASS-KICKER HERE. NEED A LIFT, TURN AROUND AND LET ME KICK YOU HARD!"
Yesterday, I went to my first strata meeting to present my list of 'issues' as well as Lord Drake's proposal for Landscaping services. I met the new property manager and discovered how truly crappy the last property manager was. To my dismay, the repair to my balcony that I've been fighting for the last 2 years with the property manager for, has never been presented to council...ever. Luckily we have a new property manager who seems on the ball and it looks like not only is my balcony and several other balcony's going to get fixed, but the hot water tanks, the roof, the landscaping, and we are getting rid of three council members who have never shown up. Woo! Go to one council meeting and baby, some major ass-kicking got accomplished! Our AGM meeting is coming up too and they have asked if they could nominate me for council. After they have run ragged with our money this last year, I should expect I'm going to run. I hate people who spend my money and have nothing to show for it!
"EXCUSE ME, I WOULD LIKE A NEW PAIR OF EYEBALLS PLEASE."
I just discovered that LasikMD, a laser eye surgery place has a sale going on until the end of April. $1000 for a new pair of eyeballs, down from $2800. That's $500 per eye! I am soo stoked! I can get a new pair of eyes! So I've signed up for an appointment next Thursday.
Hmm, after writing those sentenses, that appears a bit gruesome doesn't it. Almost something out of a sci-fi comic book where a guy in a trench coat walks up to you and says "Hey buddy, wanna buy a body part?" and flashes open his coat to reveal bags of fleshy contents. Ewww